{"id":53,"date":"2021-04-26T12:49:33","date_gmt":"2021-04-26T12:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hearthfireband.com\/sparks\/?p=53"},"modified":"2021-05-01T12:50:09","modified_gmt":"2021-05-01T12:50:09","slug":"balls-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hearthfireband.com\/sparks\/2021\/04\/26\/balls-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Balls &#8211; 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On my voyage through all the Sparks albums, some of which I haven&#8217;t heard in 20 or 30 years, here is my review of &#8216;Balls&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The biggest problem with this album is that it&#8217;s hard to say you like it without adding a lot more information; else people may grossly misunderstand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Balls<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Right away, big change from the last album. It has an almost industrial feel to it. Super catchy, I like the electric guitar lifting it up, and great vocal production. Chorus heavy, but it all works. 8\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. More than a sex Machine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another ear grabber. I like the orchestration, the vocal melody, the lyrics are funny. David Hasselhoff should cover this. He should wear a fur coat and cover it. No, he should wear a fur coat and his Baywatch speedo and cover it. 8\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. Scheherazade<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A trance like tune, similar to some from the last album. In general I wish the fake drums on this album had a little more heft to them, but other than that this album is better produced and engineered than any of their albums for a while for me. It&#8217;s also a fun topic for a song. 8\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Aeroflot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I haven&#8217;t experienced Aeroflot, and I&#8217;m not quite sure if this song is sincere or cynical. It&#8217;s another super catchy tune that&#8217;s going to be going through my head all day. It&#8217;s another one where Russel sounds super-involved in the story he&#8217;s telling, which is great, and I&#8217;m a sucker for spoken Russian. 8\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">5. The Calm before the Storm<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking back at the late 1990s and 2000, these are some of the most prophetic lyrics ever. It&#8217;s gorgeous, again I love the vocal production, all the &#8216;bum bum bums!&#8217; etc. The horns and strings are great. I still wish there were better drum sounds, but I really like this song. 9\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. How to get your ass Kicked<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More fun lyrics. I did find myself a little bored. It&#8217;s very repetitive, but doesn&#8217;t have that hypnotic quality a lot of their repetitive songs do either. It&#8217;s fine. 6\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7. Bullet Train<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another ear grabber and toe-tapper. All the &#8216;Yeah!&#8217;s had me smiling through the song. More electric guitar and horns, and all the synth sounds are super fun. I can&#8217;t tell if the background vocals are Russel too (they usually are, but here it almost sounds like a different person). 8\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">8. It&#8217;s a Knockoff<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More good lyrics, Ron was on fire on this album lyric-wise (I&#8217;m assuming he wrote all the lyrics? I guess I don&#8217;t know that for a fact, and my CD doesn&#8217;t seem to say). 6\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">9. Irreplaceable<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Every time I hear this song, the start makes me think it&#8217;s a different song, but I can never think what song it is. I feel like based on some comments from the last album that maybe people don&#8217;t dig this album a whole bunch, but I&#8217;m liking it quite a bit. 7\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10. It&#8217;s Educational<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another industrial feeling song. It seems to be about aliens I think? That&#8217;s how I&#8217;m taking it anyway. I like the background vocals with the la-la&#8217;s and the synth sounds great, it all lends toward making everything feel other-worldly. 8\/10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">11. The Angels<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kind of a weird song for a closer. Are there other songs in which they curse? I can&#8217;t think of any offhand\u2026there must be some, but it kind of caught me by surprise here. The song has a pretty melody and feel to it. I like it. 7\/10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Album rates 7.6\/10. Next up, Lil&#8217; Beethoven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my voyage through all the Sparks albums, some of which I haven&#8217;t heard in 20 or 30 years, here is my review of &#8216;Balls&#8217;. The biggest problem with this album is that it&#8217;s hard to say you like it without adding a lot more information; else people may grossly misunderstand. 1. 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